81-Year-Old Lady Gets Vibrator, “Soaks The Bed” With Orgasm

“I love the Cutie Heart for its obviously adorable shape [and] travel-friendly compact size,” says Rowntree. Like many other air-pulse toys out there, you’ve probably seen a few of these before—but this one is just a bit more discreet than other alternatives. The suction feels amazing, with twelve different intensity settings and waterproof capabilities. From a discreet vibrator disguised as a cute little ice cream cone to pint-sized suction toys, these discreet sex toys will keep your sex life your business (while still providing plenty of pleasure, naturally).

With its shiny metallic finish in neon-bright colors, this is one of the most aesthetically pleasing bullets in my collection. Since this toy is longer and thicker than bullet vibes typically are, it can be used for internal vaginal stimulation in a pinch, making it a versatile pick. Unlike most motorized sex toys, which need to be plugged in prior to use, the Vibrato comes fully charged. So immediately after investigating the buttons and giving the toy a quick wash with warm water and fragrance-free soap (it’s waterproof, another bonus), I got down to it. Since downsizing to an apartment with limited storage, I’ve come to see the value in versatile sex toys, or gadgets that can be used in multiple ways. Figure out whether or not you’ll want to use your vibe for anal penetration—because if you do, it absolutely must have a flared base.

The fixed tail keeps it in just the right place and at just the right angle for the kind of O’s you really deserve. “Solo play allows for leaning into pleasure without having to think about anything else. It’s a good opportunity to find out for yourself what your pleasure potential is and how you get there. This can be really empowering,” explains Rachel Zar, LMFT, CST, a relationship and sex therapist at Spark Chicago Therapy and Northwestern Medicine Center for Sexual Medicine & Menopause. All the tone in the world doesn’t mean much if a guitar plays like a log.

Sam, the founder of a spicy audio membership club called Best Kept Secret, recommends the TENGA GEO Coral for men (or folks with penises) who want to be discreet and still have a good time. It has an oversized, flat tip that sits snugly against your G-spot, and unlike other internal vibrators, this one isn’t so big that you’ll have a hard time getting it in or out. If using lube, I do suggest a water-based lubricant to ensure everything slips in smoothly.

Cleveland Vibrator offers a wide range of vibratory pan feeders that provide smooth, uniform & adjustable volumetric flow of bulk materials with significant cost advantages over mechanical feed… This mentality can be seen clearly when perusing online shops for products known to assist aging people and those with mobility issues, like sex furniture. To reflect the fact that the products can address issues somewhat more common in older adults, the company consciously includes older stock models than you’d typically see on other sites and photos of people in wheelchairs. Their fictional creation has a soft grip gel sleeve vibrators, is lightweight, can be easily repositioned, and even features glow-in-the-dark control buttons. Overall, while creative in design, the SnailVibe wasn’t my favorite toy. The more the toy was inserted, however, the more the top head was flush against my body.

“My wife and I have known about this wands for a long time, but I finally decided it was time we get one since she is highly dependant on clitoral stimulation to reach climax. Believe me when I say if you have a clitoris, you want one of these,” wrote one reviewer. I have never been into masturbation and self pleasure … After hearing from one of my female partners about a biird product, I decided to buy the Namii. The material and colour are amazing, it looks cute and fancy on my nightstand and its functionality is absolutely fantastic. I kid you not, it has given me orgasms as quickly as 10 seconds into using it ,” one five-star reviewer wrote.

The W500 model offers two different sized heads — because clitorises don’t come in one shape or size! — which is a nice upgrade but you’ve got to be willing to pay the price” (The Pleasure Chest, $220). No matter your tastes, there are many, many uses for remote-controlled sex toys —  from hands-free solo play or partnered activities (up close or long distance). To start, I stripped to my silk skivvies, keeping them on as a buffer just in case the vibrations from the wand were too intense. When they weren’t, I threw my underwear to the floor and reached for some water-based lubricant in my night table.

(BTW, A Roll In The Hay and Oh Joy Sex Toy are two of my favorite reviewers). As fan-freaking-tastic as masturbation is, there’s often an annoying amount of work that goes into solo sex play. Yes, a dynamite vibrator will make the experience easier, but all that maneuvering?